THE BALLAD OF A REHABBING SPICE RACK

This here mess is worse than a rotten log pile. My spice rack, she’s seen better days. Used to be well-kept, like a fresh cut of lumber. Now? It's a jumbled heap of dusty jars and broken bottles. I can't even dig out the cardamom when I need it for my famous breakfast stew. This ain't just a kitchen problem, this is an existential dilemma. I gott